Musevenis theory of wealth distribution:
He persuades you to loan him your cows in the premise that he will refund twice the amount when he takes over power. You wholeheartedly enter a gentleman's agreement ,he takes the cows and eats them and forgets you ever existed.
Museveni becomes democratic ,he is desperate for your votes and he pledges to give you back exotic bred of cows once you vote him.After elections he gives you a model cow for demonstration for a short period and takes back the cow , hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
Another election cycle comes he offers you bulls for votes and he wins the election . He demands for milk from the bulls and naturally you fail.
He drafts soldiers to come recover the bulls and shoots you.
In this theory only one person keeps the wealth and the evidence is below.
He persuades you to loan him your cows in the premise that he will refund twice the amount when he takes over power. You wholeheartedly enter a gentleman's agreement ,he takes the cows and eats them and forgets you ever existed.
Museveni becomes democratic ,he is desperate for your votes and he pledges to give you back exotic bred of cows once you vote him.After elections he gives you a model cow for demonstration for a short period and takes back the cow , hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
Another election cycle comes he offers you bulls for votes and he wins the election . He demands for milk from the bulls and naturally you fail.
He drafts soldiers to come recover the bulls and shoots you.
In this theory only one person keeps the wealth and the evidence is below.
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